all puppies report immediately to my bedroom for naptime and cuddles

(Source: nosdrinker)

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Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
― A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)
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do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass


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He who angers you, controls you.
― Ephesians 4:26   (via twinception)

(Source: southernswole)

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